Tuesday, August 26, 2008

awwh u freak

Sometime before [cant remember the date], wen2, mom, dad and I went to a clinic for a health test. The doctor was out for a while so the four of us went to a nearby restaurant, apparently, red bean, and ordered lunch. They were so mean, they ordered oily food and I could eat nothing but broccoli!! T__T they knew im forbidden to eat ‘heaven of life’ these days.. poor me.
ahem, before we’re back to the clinic, we went to the restroom and otw, there is this girl who’s abt my height, tanned, and chubby who stares at me. She kept looking and I ignore her. Few minutes later, wen and I went out, waiting for mom outside. This time, a guy was staring at me, the way the girl stares. I was honestly, a bit annoyed coz.. what?! am I a display animal or sth?
well I noticed that they were dating each other (both UG& UF, dear) and err.. let me show u our position:



Yes the 2s were facing each other and the guy was lookin at me while the girl is right under his nose. To straighten evting a bit, im not attracted to anyone all right. The girl aint stupid enough to see that her steady wasn’t focusing on her, she turned back and have eye contacts with me, then she turned back. The guy shows gestures like he’s abt to apologize, but too bad too late too sad! *plakk!* well u readers know what happen after the sound effect.. - -‘ yea she walks away.. just like in Indonesian reality shows.. dohh.. I mean triple dohh..
JUST right after that, wen and I walks away, pretending nothing happens. Aaaaand there are approx. six old man [50+ years] who were eatin in the cafeteria, they lookd at me and gives perverted smileS. T___T we walked away.
YES we always walks away, like everything’s fine. and actually evting are all right, its just their stupid perverted pervert mind living in a fantasy somewhere in perverted hell that makes it wrong!!

By writing this, im nt boasting abt my looks, coz if I AM, I would’ve write about some bishounen who left his gf coz of err.. me? nah impossible.
the post itself is just a reflection on how cheap, men could be.. [sorry guys]
I know what’s wrong. It was my clothing. I thot we’re going to TA or PP, so I dressed up like that, but who knows that we’re goin to mangga dua square aft that?? [the ruko at MGD^2] I was wearing a baggy blue shirt and a white mini skirt. To me, the skirt was reasonably mini, it was 12cm above the knee, it was just the ‘quality’ of the men.

Next, we went to the clinic. Dad make friends with the part timers and one of them was there by that time and have this convo with him:

Friend (F) : 是你女儿啊?
Dad (D): 对.. 哈哈..
F : 哦… 张大了.. 哎.. 青春豆很多哦..?
D : 前几天没有啊.. 不知道是不是因为这几个星期,
大学给她太多功课, 压力太大才会张那么多..
F : 哦.. 是哦.. 那就用我们的药……………..(blablabla) 可以变好

for mother teresa’s sake, my heart bumped like a roller coaster. I was down and DOWN. Well, wen was outside to pick up a call and when she went in, the same man criticize her 青春豆 *jrebb* our heart bled. :’(
yeah, whatever. but she talks better than I did and she made him sounds like an idiot who sells products that wont work out. yaayyy go sistah! I love love love you for the FIRST time in my life! cant believe it! o_O’

[for those who cant read Chinese, too bad im sorry. hehehe.. ;b]

Yeah after that, mom& dad was talking with the doctor [from china, cant speak indo, flunk English X ( ] whilst wen& I check our vitamin content, lung capacity, brain, etc99x..
The doctor sees nothing but our back, soon he approached us and ask dad “是你女儿啊?” and dad nodded. Guess what the doctor said! ‘很胖哦.. 哈哈哈…’
[me: f*cker]
it was so annoying, I knew it without anybody saying it out, but just don’t talk like that you dumb dumb! hate it. It was the second time he said that for the second meeting I had with him. *marah!* stay shut if what you want is to critique the shit up. huhh! and for hercules’ sake! ‘很胖’ the ‘很’ could be placed when someone’ got a BMI above 28! go throw ur specs and buy a new one!! sebel sebel sebel. >:(

Nothin much afterwards.. I just treated everyone, the way they deserve to be treated!

the post ends here! catcha later!

~yumm!

4 comments:

Purple Mind said...

whaaat???
that's a nice blog, it's so nice I don't understand it.. what with all those chinese..darn. well, I have internet so if I "niat" I would go translate it or something...

well, I like the part where the girl slapped the guy! go girl! he deserves it!! haha... maybe later they broke up, or the guy swoon her with sick slick words...men can be stupid at times, but at times like that they're smart as einstein..with all their formulas and whatnots...
(sorry good&smart guys, no offense)

but I like a stupid guy.. but he's stupid in a cute way..that's better than the smart guys.. (again..sorry good&smart guys, no offense)

*~yuMmY's woRLd~* said...

hehehe ^^' yh abis its so embarassing... so yeahh... hmm... michi psti lg ngm gt& pikiran melayang k mr tay2... huaahahahahahha upps im sayin bad words... ahahaha ^w^ no offense.. :B

Vina said...

wakkaka qin cun dou! pang pang! wo xian zai shi bu zhi dao ni you duo me pang, hao jiu mei jian ni le mah! weii! ni wei shen me mei you reply wo de sms?!?!? >=(

*~yuMmY's woRLd~* said...

na shi liu yue de happening la.. jiu shi xiang wo men zui hou jian mian de na ge.. shen me sms? mei shou dou lehh... besides, i kept wondering.. why is being pang pang so deadly?