cheesy stuffs i got from fs bulletin board, +- 4 years ago..
[got this from the email sent items] if u're stress,, have a read..! :D
Berikut ini adalah contoh-contoh Style Message
untuk ajak kenalan orang yang kamu sukai di
Friendster.
Style Nyelekit 1
Hmhmhm..tampangnya ok juga..tidak begitu
cantik dan tidak begitu jelek pantas untuk jadi
teman saya...ini email saya kirim@ketawa.com
Style Nyelekit 2
Walah, foto hancur begitu... kok PD sekali pasang
di friendster? Apa nggak ada foto lain ? Kalau
kamu mau saya add jadi temanku, tolong fotonya
diganti dulu!
Style Nyelekit 3
Walah, kamu cantik tapi juga gendut sekali ya ?
Tolong jangan add aku ya!
Style Nyelekit 4.
Kamu cantik tapi masih single, pasti kamu lesbi
ya. kalau nggak lesbi pasti bohong. Kalau kamu
marah atau tersinggung, jangan lewat email, kita
ketemuan aja. Kalau nggak berani ketemuan,
memang benar pasti kamu lesbi
Style PD 1
Kamu cantik tapi sayang sudah bercowok. Sayang
sekali cowok kamu jelek, item, miskin, tolol.
Sebaiknya saran saya, jangan pernah jadian dulu
kalau belum ketemu saya. Ini saya kasih
kesempatan, nomor hp saya : 081-xxxx-x-xxxx.
Style PD 2
Aduh cantiknya , kenalan dong. kebetulan nih
tampangku keren, pasti banyak yang kira kita
pacaran, kalau aku lagi jalan sama kamu. Aku add
kamu ya...
Style Standard
Hai, boleh kenalan nggak ? Add aku ya di
kirim@ketawa.com
Style Iseng
Boleh minta no HP dong, alamat rumah, telp
rumah, alamat kantor, telp kantor bales ya!
Style Iseng 2
Tampang kamu mirip pacar saya! Jangan-jangan
kamu kembarannya ya ?
Style Iseng 3
Kamu mirip teman saya deh, atau jangan2 kamu
memang pernah jadi teman saya, atau mungkin
kita pernah ketemu kali ya di suatu tempat? Kamu
merasa kenal aku nggak sebelumnya ?
Style Hopeless
Please dong... jadi temanku... aku tahu kamu
cantik... aku jelek... tapi mau kan jadi temanku...
Siapa tahu kita bisa jadian. Temanku di friendster
baru 2 orang lho. Sudah 6 bulan minta add ke
banyak cewek, tapi ditolak terus. Mudah-mudahan
kamu mau, soalnya kamu kan baik, aku percaya
kok kamu pada dasarnya baik, hati kamu pasti
seputih kulit kamu.
Style Hopeless 2
Hai sayang, aku sudah bosan hidup nih, tolong
dong, jangan buat aku bunuh diri. Aku lagi pegang
pisau nih, siap-siap mau bunuh diri. Kalau kamu
nggak mau add jadi temanku, kamu besok baca
koran POS KOTA dan lampu merah ya. Pasti
nama kamu disebut2 disitu. Aku kasih waktu 1 x
24 jam atau kamu besok baca headline ini.
SEORANG PEMUDA MATI BUNUH DIRI KARENA
DITOLAK AJAK KENALAN OLEH SEORANG
BERNAMA XXXXX (nama kamu tuh !)
Style Tajir , Mupeng dan PD sekali
Kamu cantik dan sexy sekali, malam minggu
besok jalan sama aku ya ini nomor hpku: 081-
xxxxx-xxxxx, aku biasa bawa mobil mercedes
benz serie 7, tapi kalau lagi males aku bawa
jaguar aja, kalau kamu ingin yang biasa-biasa aja,
aku juga baru beli Vios kok. O'ya Apartementku di
sudirman lagi kosong lho, nanti kita bermalam
minggu disana semalaman nggak apa-apa kan?
Mudah-mudahan cowok kamu nggak keberatan.
Kalau cowok kamu keberatan, aku punya
pembantu wanita yang masih single, nanti suruh
cowok kamu bermalam di kamar pembantuku aja
ya.
Style Malu-Malu Mau
Hai... boleh kenalan nggak ?
Style Agresif Ngesellin
Hai, kenapa sih nggak mau kenalan sama aku.
aku sudah kirim message 45 kali kok, dicuekin
terus sih? Memang kamu siapa? Memang saya
siapa? Gue tahu elo cantik dan sexy, tapi bukan
berarti bla blab lab labla blabla blablablabla
Style Sok Akrab 1
Hai kamu temannya si anu ya, aku tahu kamu dari
si anu. Bagaimana kabar kamu? Bapak-ibu
gimana? Adik-kakak gimana? Sehat-sehat saja
kan? Udah lulus atau udah kerja? Aku boleh add
kamu ya?
Style Sok Akrab 2 + Nyelekit
Ya ampun, kamu masih inget saya? Aku kan dulu
teman SD/SMP/SMA kamu, kamu kan dulu
pernah nembak saya. Maaf dulu kamu saya tolak,
soalnya kamu tuh dulu jelek banget, sekarang kok
jadi cantik begini
? Operasi plastik di mana ya? Jangan lupa add
aku ya, kalau kamu masih penasaran sama aku,
nggak apa-apa kok kalau mau nembak aku lagi.
Pasti aku terima den
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
heyya. !
Sorry for my long absence in blogging!! [agenn… = =’] hontou ni gomenasaii.!!
so, today as im havin not much things to do, im gonna write evting i rmbrd in 1 shot and post em all togetha.. :D [I knw im nt supposed to do this]
[more comin up, very soon] ;)
~yumm!
so, today as im havin not much things to do, im gonna write evting i rmbrd in 1 shot and post em all togetha.. :D [I knw im nt supposed to do this]
[more comin up, very soon] ;)
~yumm!
sunset studio deluxe
lately I’ve been playing sunset studio deluxe again, and I’ve just got myself all the trophies!! woohoo! finished it! hv gotten all the gold medals and special talents :D
nyumm!
teehee.. this game aint hard, its abt helping film-maker to find props for their new- launched film. im in charge to find the props in a dooper jumbled-up room within five minutes. There are 12 movies and each movies have different sets: romance, horror, science fiction, detective, etc2.. if we can find all the props, we are awarded 5 stars and we have to earn 5 stars for each sets in order to get the gold trophies.. it just take patience and good eyes.. that’s all.. :)
~yumm!
nyumm!
teehee.. this game aint hard, its abt helping film-maker to find props for their new- launched film. im in charge to find the props in a dooper jumbled-up room within five minutes. There are 12 movies and each movies have different sets: romance, horror, science fiction, detective, etc2.. if we can find all the props, we are awarded 5 stars and we have to earn 5 stars for each sets in order to get the gold trophies.. it just take patience and good eyes.. that’s all.. :)
~yumm!
a late birthday post
Its better late than never. This year’s birthday was the first to be celebrated without meeting anyone, except one friend whom I coincidentally met in TA.
the birthday wishes broke its record.. it’s the most for the last 18 years.. might sound pathetic to you, popular girls. this year, there are 100 sth put together.
thank you for all the wishes, im really glad to have friends from all my high schools and college to remember. and I even have primary school friends who always remember my birthday since the 9th to the 18th.. yes every year, no absence. special thanks to nana.. Angelina W.. gila! uda 9 taun ga perna lupa.. ckckck…. and Amy DC+ Karen NP since 13th till now.. so touched with the three of you.. T____T
another thing, I just knew that the new trend is.. to be the last to greet happy birthday! ^^’
wahh ktinggalan jaman ni g.. ga update.. hahah..
around 9, chiemi text me a happy bdae and half an hour later [approx], she calls.. we were talking on the house phone for sometime and *ringgggg* my mobile phone rings. It was an incoming call from unknown number, I picked it up and it was bern. I told him I was on phone, probably gv me a minute to hang up and he said he’s gonna call later. So chiemi and I continued talking for a while and hang up. Then he calls again at abt 10 or 11.. cant remember.. and said that hopefully he’s d last. at 12.30, michi text me and said the same thing.. hope she’s d last.. at 12.50 kim calls and said hope he’s d last. at night, I was online, replying wishes in facebook and friendster until abt 9 or 10 and ensure there are no more to reply tomoro. 5 August morning, I opened my facebook and see rainard writin in the wall, hopin he’s d last.. yes he was the last by that time, but in the noon,, franky gv fbuk wall.. yes he was the real last one.
Presents? as I told u before, I din meet anyone except I friend who bought me blings for my phone and a bigggg gift from my parents. :) guess my parents’ gift is the best.. its not a THING, you cant do anything with it, its not jewelries, and its expensive. T___T so far, chiemi-chiko-bun knew what it is. and im gonna blog abt it when I think d time is right. :D
upto here, readers.!
~yummz!
awwh u freak
Sometime before [cant remember the date], wen2, mom, dad and I went to a clinic for a health test. The doctor was out for a while so the four of us went to a nearby restaurant, apparently, red bean, and ordered lunch. They were so mean, they ordered oily food and I could eat nothing but broccoli!! T__T they knew im forbidden to eat ‘heaven of life’ these days.. poor me.
ahem, before we’re back to the clinic, we went to the restroom and otw, there is this girl who’s abt my height, tanned, and chubby who stares at me. She kept looking and I ignore her. Few minutes later, wen and I went out, waiting for mom outside. This time, a guy was staring at me, the way the girl stares. I was honestly, a bit annoyed coz.. what?! am I a display animal or sth?
well I noticed that they were dating each other (both UG& UF, dear) and err.. let me show u our position:
Yes the 2s were facing each other and the guy was lookin at me while the girl is right under his nose. To straighten evting a bit, im not attracted to anyone all right. The girl aint stupid enough to see that her steady wasn’t focusing on her, she turned back and have eye contacts with me, then she turned back. The guy shows gestures like he’s abt to apologize, but too bad too late too sad! *plakk!* well u readers know what happen after the sound effect.. - -‘ yea she walks away.. just like in Indonesian reality shows.. dohh.. I mean triple dohh..
JUST right after that, wen and I walks away, pretending nothing happens. Aaaaand there are approx. six old man [50+ years] who were eatin in the cafeteria, they lookd at me and gives perverted smileS. T___T we walked away.
YES we always walks away, like everything’s fine. and actually evting are all right, its just their stupid perverted pervert mind living in a fantasy somewhere in perverted hell that makes it wrong!!
By writing this, im nt boasting abt my looks, coz if I AM, I would’ve write about some bishounen who left his gf coz of err.. me? nah impossible.
the post itself is just a reflection on how cheap, men could be.. [sorry guys]
I know what’s wrong. It was my clothing. I thot we’re going to TA or PP, so I dressed up like that, but who knows that we’re goin to mangga dua square aft that?? [the ruko at MGD^2] I was wearing a baggy blue shirt and a white mini skirt. To me, the skirt was reasonably mini, it was 12cm above the knee, it was just the ‘quality’ of the men.
Next, we went to the clinic. Dad make friends with the part timers and one of them was there by that time and have this convo with him:
Friend (F) : 是你女儿啊?
Dad (D): 对.. 哈哈..
F : 哦… 张大了.. 哎.. 青春豆很多哦..?
D : 前几天没有啊.. 不知道是不是因为这几个星期,
大学给她太多功课, 压力太大才会张那么多..
F : 哦.. 是哦.. 那就用我们的药……………..(blablabla) 可以变好
for mother teresa’s sake, my heart bumped like a roller coaster. I was down and DOWN. Well, wen was outside to pick up a call and when she went in, the same man criticize her 青春豆 *jrebb* our heart bled. :’(
yeah, whatever. but she talks better than I did and she made him sounds like an idiot who sells products that wont work out. yaayyy go sistah! I love love love you for the FIRST time in my life! cant believe it! o_O’
[for those who cant read Chinese, too bad im sorry. hehehe.. ;b]
Yeah after that, mom& dad was talking with the doctor [from china, cant speak indo, flunk English X ( ] whilst wen& I check our vitamin content, lung capacity, brain, etc99x..
The doctor sees nothing but our back, soon he approached us and ask dad “是你女儿啊?” and dad nodded. Guess what the doctor said! ‘很胖哦.. 哈哈哈…’
[me: f*cker]
it was so annoying, I knew it without anybody saying it out, but just don’t talk like that you dumb dumb! hate it. It was the second time he said that for the second meeting I had with him. *marah!* stay shut if what you want is to critique the shit up. huhh! and for hercules’ sake! ‘很胖’ the ‘很’ could be placed when someone’ got a BMI above 28! go throw ur specs and buy a new one!! sebel sebel sebel. >:(
Nothin much afterwards.. I just treated everyone, the way they deserve to be treated!
the post ends here! catcha later!
~yumm!
ahem, before we’re back to the clinic, we went to the restroom and otw, there is this girl who’s abt my height, tanned, and chubby who stares at me. She kept looking and I ignore her. Few minutes later, wen and I went out, waiting for mom outside. This time, a guy was staring at me, the way the girl stares. I was honestly, a bit annoyed coz.. what?! am I a display animal or sth?
well I noticed that they were dating each other (both UG& UF, dear) and err.. let me show u our position:
Yes the 2s were facing each other and the guy was lookin at me while the girl is right under his nose. To straighten evting a bit, im not attracted to anyone all right. The girl aint stupid enough to see that her steady wasn’t focusing on her, she turned back and have eye contacts with me, then she turned back. The guy shows gestures like he’s abt to apologize, but too bad too late too sad! *plakk!* well u readers know what happen after the sound effect.. - -‘ yea she walks away.. just like in Indonesian reality shows.. dohh.. I mean triple dohh..
JUST right after that, wen and I walks away, pretending nothing happens. Aaaaand there are approx. six old man [50+ years] who were eatin in the cafeteria, they lookd at me and gives perverted smileS. T___T we walked away.
YES we always walks away, like everything’s fine. and actually evting are all right, its just their stupid perverted pervert mind living in a fantasy somewhere in perverted hell that makes it wrong!!
By writing this, im nt boasting abt my looks, coz if I AM, I would’ve write about some bishounen who left his gf coz of err.. me? nah impossible.
the post itself is just a reflection on how cheap, men could be.. [sorry guys]
I know what’s wrong. It was my clothing. I thot we’re going to TA or PP, so I dressed up like that, but who knows that we’re goin to mangga dua square aft that?? [the ruko at MGD^2] I was wearing a baggy blue shirt and a white mini skirt. To me, the skirt was reasonably mini, it was 12cm above the knee, it was just the ‘quality’ of the men.
Next, we went to the clinic. Dad make friends with the part timers and one of them was there by that time and have this convo with him:
Friend (F) : 是你女儿啊?
Dad (D): 对.. 哈哈..
F : 哦… 张大了.. 哎.. 青春豆很多哦..?
D : 前几天没有啊.. 不知道是不是因为这几个星期,
大学给她太多功课, 压力太大才会张那么多..
F : 哦.. 是哦.. 那就用我们的药……………..(blablabla) 可以变好
for mother teresa’s sake, my heart bumped like a roller coaster. I was down and DOWN. Well, wen was outside to pick up a call and when she went in, the same man criticize her 青春豆 *jrebb* our heart bled. :’(
yeah, whatever. but she talks better than I did and she made him sounds like an idiot who sells products that wont work out. yaayyy go sistah! I love love love you for the FIRST time in my life! cant believe it! o_O’
[for those who cant read Chinese, too bad im sorry. hehehe.. ;b]
Yeah after that, mom& dad was talking with the doctor [from china, cant speak indo, flunk English X ( ] whilst wen& I check our vitamin content, lung capacity, brain, etc99x..
The doctor sees nothing but our back, soon he approached us and ask dad “是你女儿啊?” and dad nodded. Guess what the doctor said! ‘很胖哦.. 哈哈哈…’
[me: f*cker]
it was so annoying, I knew it without anybody saying it out, but just don’t talk like that you dumb dumb! hate it. It was the second time he said that for the second meeting I had with him. *marah!* stay shut if what you want is to critique the shit up. huhh! and for hercules’ sake! ‘很胖’ the ‘很’ could be placed when someone’ got a BMI above 28! go throw ur specs and buy a new one!! sebel sebel sebel. >:(
Nothin much afterwards.. I just treated everyone, the way they deserve to be treated!
the post ends here! catcha later!
~yumm!
beauty contest
Kay, now im confused. I thought I watched Miss Indonesia 2008 contest on RCTI, with Valen’s mom being one of the judges. The winner is a Chinese girl from Surabaya.
Not long ago, I watched ‘Pemilihan Puteri Indonesia 2008’ contest on Indosiar, with another person being in valen’s mom position [owner of the related business entity]. The winner is an Indonesian girl from Jakarta.
In Puteri Indonesia, they introduced the latest Miss Universe, who came from Venezuela and judged in Vietnam. They even showed the video of her victory. (Miss Venezuela: Dayana Mendoza)
But it was so different from what I remember! I thought, the latest Miss Universe comes from China and the competition was held in China! Search in google.. her name is Zi ya Wei.
Miss Universe is supposed to be a competition to determine who is the number 1, right? Now everybody are making these competition, its no more exclusive! feels like a usual friendster competition = =,
Just wait until Riyo Mori’s You C 1000 advertisement is over, and we’ll see who’s the actual Miss Universe.. I guess..
~yummz!
Not long ago, I watched ‘Pemilihan Puteri Indonesia 2008’ contest on Indosiar, with another person being in valen’s mom position [owner of the related business entity]. The winner is an Indonesian girl from Jakarta.
In Puteri Indonesia, they introduced the latest Miss Universe, who came from Venezuela and judged in Vietnam. They even showed the video of her victory. (Miss Venezuela: Dayana Mendoza)
But it was so different from what I remember! I thought, the latest Miss Universe comes from China and the competition was held in China! Search in google.. her name is Zi ya Wei.
Miss Universe is supposed to be a competition to determine who is the number 1, right? Now everybody are making these competition, its no more exclusive! feels like a usual friendster competition = =,
Just wait until Riyo Mori’s You C 1000 advertisement is over, and we’ll see who’s the actual Miss Universe.. I guess..
~yummz!
pimples, aww it hurts!
About two weeks ago, I went for facial. I knew the condition was bad and I told the beautician to just poke everything with needles. yes, my face was poked with needles for roughly 50 minutes and the rest are the mask and stuff. The blood kept flowin out until I got home, not much, but there are still bloods. The beautician said it aint over, I have to get back two weeks later and finish up. She wasn’t wrong after all, the pimples get better but I still have to go for another facial…sometimes close to today! :’( I hate facial!!! These pimples are.. geez.. I haven’t take any narcisstic pictures for THREE freaking months! why oh why suddenly art thou used-to-be-smooth skin of mine vanished?!! Hold on there, im gonna get you back! [oh God please! T_____T]
uh by the way, whenever im mentioning beauty-related stuff, im doin all these for the benefit of myself.. I mean personal satisfaction, really.. I don’t care what anyone gotta think, I mean it. I knw its weird for some of you.
until here dudes!
~yummz!
uh by the way, whenever im mentioning beauty-related stuff, im doin all these for the benefit of myself.. I mean personal satisfaction, really.. I don’t care what anyone gotta think, I mean it. I knw its weird for some of you.
until here dudes!
~yummz!
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